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Accounts, safety, technical problems, billing, mental health and the paperwork civilisation apparently insists upon.
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Account & access

Login, passkeys, recovery keys, sessions and the usual ceremony required to prove you are, tragically, yourself.

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Private Transmissions security

How private messaging protects your content, what encryption cannot guarantee and what to do about security warnings.

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The Pit ♥️ Terms of Use

Subject sessions, Sewer Map discovery, Profile Review, Face Reveal, Pit Transmissions, safety controls and Infection+ access.

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Safety & reporting

Report abuse, suspicious behaviour, doxxing attempts or anything else CERBERUS should drag into a dark room.

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Technical trouble

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Billing & Infection+

Subscription status, payments, entitlements and the ancient human ritual of asking where the money went.

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Mental Health

Support resources for when the Sewer stops being funny, things feel too heavy, or you need help from an actual human being.

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Sewer Rules

What is allowed, what crosses the line, and why being rude is not the same thing as being dangerous.

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The Sewer has rules. Unfortunately, so does the law.

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